Saturday, December 01, 2007

Dodgmosis

Although previously filed as a cold case, political pressure resulting from the upcoming election year, poor polling results and a spirited game of rock, paper, scissors, has seen department heads order this missing persons case reopened.

With a fresh team assigned to the case, it was found upon review of the previous case notes that the original investigative team had not pursued enquiries at Meredith's current place of employment. An internal investigation of that issue will be undertaken in due course.

Streamlined inter-departmental cooperation initiatives with the Inland Revenue Department mean that the assigned team member was only on hold for 40 minutes before learning the victim has been employed a a Project Manager at a leading open source software development company in central Wellington.

During interview, colleagues of Meredith report repeated and prolonged sightings of her at work. The investigative team is pleased to report a stakeout of her desk found Meredith safe and sound although suffering from extreme Stockholm syndrome.

Now reunited with her blog, Meredith is making a swift recovery and has started the slow rehabilitation process.

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