As the first week of my new job is nearly up I thought an update was required. In the spirit of the highly efficient Project Manager I need to become lookie here at my bullet points:
Haves....
- Office (my own little sunless cave called '5A24')
- Desk (now clean of gross miscellaneous grime and dead insects)
- Stationery (shiny and new and handpicked by me)
- Chair (mostly not broken)
- Mobile drawers (great for holding all my stationery)
- Landline (plastic phone circa 1986)
- Voicemail (I don't know how to tell when I have a new message)
- Swipecard (into the mailroom and swanky staffroom)
- Colour printer (unopened at home)
- 1 minute walk to real coffee (oh yeaaaah)
- An understanding of what I am supposed to be doing
- My sanity*
Have Nots...
- Laptop
- Cellphone
- PDA
- Email address
- Network login
- Internet access
- Staff ID card
- Staff parking permit
- The extra 20 years all the other staff at Massey have on me
- A whole lot of discipline about working at home in the meantime
* May be temporary category listing
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