Monday, August 27, 2007

Halfway Down The Stairs Is A Stair Where I Lay In Agony

Case Notes Part 2

Upon interviewing the subject’s neighbours the only out of the ordinary occurrence noted was number of localised power fluctuations occurring during the third week of July culminating in repeated outages on the Friday evening. Bank statements belonging to the subject show the purchase of a new midi stereo system, new computer speakers and two new surge protector multiboards the following week.

A customary check of immigration records show that the subject left the country for an overnight business trip to Sydney in the last week of July. Credit card receipts suggest that while the visit was brief Meredith managed to find the time to take advantage of the duty free offerings at Sydney airport.

With no clear reason why the subject has disappeared from the blogging world, standard procedure dictated a check be made on local hospital records. Wellington hospital documents show that Meredith was admitted to the emergency room with a suspected broken ankle. Following x-rays the medical notes record that the injury was in fact an ‘impressive sprain’ and it appears Meredith was discharged a couple of hours later with crutches. Along with the following photos, ACC forms claim that the subject was in fact sober when she fell down the stairs and note that if she had been drinking it would be far less embarrassing.




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ouch!!!!!!

I don't want to look at that, it makes me cringe. Poor crippled Meredith.

Did you see my friend Lisa's picture of her frankenstein foot? It's on her blog: http://www.iholdtheworldbutastheworld.blogspot.com/

Yeuch!

Michelle (cosmic)

Seraph said...

Jesus-H-Tapdancing-CHRIST !

THAT is one imperessive set of bruises.

And by 'impressive' I mean 'freakishly painful looking' !

I certainly hope that wasn't a recent snap !

Mark said...

Nice one Meredith... glad you've been restored to the blogging world. The fact that you can't dance on tables at th emoment must be good for you focussing on things virtual!