Thursday, July 27, 2006

Stupid Stuff

I just noticed this retarded report on stuff.co.nz and couldn't help but put in my two cents...

A man who took a machete into a South Auckland gun shop today is in hospital, after he was shot in the stomach.
27 July 2006

The man was thought to have been shot by someone in the shop about 10am.
[No grassy knoll nearby then?]

Police said they were not told about the incident until after the shooting.
[The psychics at the 'pre-crime lab' until really dropped the ball there huh?]

Police spokeswoman, Noreen Hegarty said details of the shooting were still vague and she could not say what the precursor to him being shot was.
[I'm no detective but I suspect it could have been related to the machete he was wielding?]

"It would be reasonable to question why he went into the shop with a machete."
[While a somewhat flawed plan, I suspect to steal a gun maybe?]

It was not known what type of weapon was used.
[Hmm...what sort of weapon would leave a gun shot wound and would be available in a gun store...think Meredith, think!]

Cripes.

3 comments:

Becky said...

yeah... not everyone can claim to be a genius. ;op

Meredith said...

Interesting...they've reviewed the posting and now it is slightly less stupid. Go the Editor!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3745661a10,00.html

... said...

Clearlt the work from home lark has been productive :-)