Anyone who knows me well, knows that I am always covered in bruises yet can't remember how I did any of them.
All these years I've been thinking I was just a bit of spaz but I've just realised I might just be the most kick arse secret agent EVER! I'm probably some sort of Sleeper Agent - 'activated' at night with my memory wiped in the morning. It explains the bruises, aches and pains, why I feel so tired in the morning and why my keys are never where I left them.
Sweet!
2 comments:
that or you sleep walk/sleep drive... here's hoping you're a secret agent ;o)
Given my driving...ahem...ability when I am awake lets hope for the sake of the lives of innocent people all around the world that I am a secret agent :)
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