I had this very disturbing chat with my boss today about his bar fighting days. "See and this scar Meredith? That was from a bottle I got hit with in this bar up in Northland"..."And there was this one time I broke this guys nose and the cops showed up..."
Dude.
Some discussion topics should remain taboo between employee and employer. Here are a few ideas of such topics:
- Bar fighting
- Their sex life
- Your sex life
- Any stories that begin with the line "This one time when I was really drunk...."
- Any stories that begin with the line "This one time when I was really stoned...."
- Anything at all to do with underwear
.....What have I missed.....?
4 comments:
Oooh, good one! And anything that involves nakedness...
"Let me tell you about my collection of ice-block wrappers from around the world ..."
"Amazonian hissing cockroaches are a lot more interesting than most people think ..."
"Have you ever thought of joining the Amway family ? ..."
"How much weight do you think I can bench ?..."
That's all I could think of.
"Would you like to see my dagger collection?"
"This one time at band camp..."
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